Tuesday, March 1, 2011

most common lies told by men.

In my own research i have come to notice that most men have common lies,During my research i met several ladies in restaurants, on the streets and in public places all complaining of the same lies told by men.It is my pleasure this time round to come out and shade light or share this with you who haven't heard this.Funny enough very few intelligent women realize this lies but they still fall for the men since most ladies are so optimistic that this men would tell the truth when the arena is set for the truth to be told.

i,Sexual partners
If a lady for sure asks a man the number of women he  has slept with, the lady for sure doesn't expect a wrong answer to such a question,but ask yourself which one is the right answer? the answer will not be wrong but it will definitely be lies.If you ask a man this question and he thinks he has slept with more people than is socially acceptable, he will give a lower number. But if he deems the number embarrassingly low, he will boost it up.That is men, ladies ain't saying anything about you, you know ladies any man sleeping with her is always the second one ladies limit is number three.
ii,Job
Generally men don’t lie as much as they exaggerate, and this is especially true of jobs. Many men will overstate the importance of their role.Men always know that most ladies would like someone who is responsible and financial stable and this is the reason men would exaggerate their  designation just to add a point to their scores sheet.
iii,Penis
If you ask a man how big his Johny is, and he’s got a small Johny, he will tell you it’s “just above average”. No man will admit to having a small Johny.  But this is silly because when the girl sees the Johny in question, the man would look and feel stupid and demoralized. Not that any of this affects me because mine is just above average.But as it goes the men with big cock brag less.
iv,Age
You think it’s only women who lie about their age? Any man over 26 in a nightclub packed with student-aged girls will consider knocking off some years if it makes him look less like a dirty old man. And this is reduced purposely to make the girls considerably comfy that they are having someone of their age of slightly above their age set. A times it earns men a score but if you don't lower yourself too much to reason to  their level you will automatically  kick yourself out of their league .
v,Fancying your mates
If you have female friends or relatives that are hotter than you, there’s a good chance that your boyfriend fancies them. However, if you question him about any of these girls he will deny any attraction and invent some ridiculous reason for not being keen, such as ‘her face is too big’," or i love light skined ladies if they happen to be dark" that's not me ,heheh.
vi,Porn
All men look at pornography. Any dude that claims otherwise is lying. A dude listens to her fiance if she loves porn is when the man comes out clear and accepts but if he finds out that the lady doesn't like he takes another position but he will be sneaking to a friend to watch with him, 
vii,Love
Men are often forced into this one by women who declare their own feelings. “I love you too” might be the only response that doesn’t spark a fight. i tell ladies severally that a man who loves you will tell it to you during the day, the night come rain or shine. But if you just want to hear a man say he loves you for the sake then you tell him" i love you honey", he will be humbled and i mean humbled in quotes to answer you back "i love you honey", and that might not be him talking that.
viii,Height
This is more of an online phenomenon, where short men boost their height to give themselves a better chance of getting a date. It’s like when girls post pictures of themselves that were taken five years ago. This lie wouldn’t work offline because if you meet a 5ft 7in man in real life who tells you he is six-feet tall, it would be obvious he was trying to deceive you.please don't try this if you need to do it offline or obviously know that you were going to meet.
ix,Interestingness
Men frequently try to make their lives and personalities sound more exciting than they actually are because they know girls don’t like boring men. For sure ladies don't like boring men, so if a man wanted a win then he must be looking bright, outgoing,and above all daring.
x,Exercise
I know many men who never exercise but they wouldn’t tell a woman this. If you ask a man if he plays sport, he will always come up with something. Normally - “football”. It doesn’t matter if he hasn’t played football since he was 12.If he looked tall enough he would lie that he is the  basket ball captain of his hood or college team, most say swimming because to many ladies swimming sounds romantically imagine with your man in a swimming pool holding and teaching you some moves.